dear reader: the most awesome thing ever!!

you will become the leader of the world in two years fro now. you can do anything you please and won't get in trobule and you will be morefamous than the skateboarding dog. but the only this is going to happe is that  you lick a cow's butt and go to a justin bieber conrcet and yell to him saying: "suck it!" to him. but if you don't do it,you will be killed by a time-travelig demon named saint dane. you have two hours! so go!